Who On Earth Made All This Crap?

Well, let me tell you:

Dylan Graham
Cartoonist
dylan@pinkey.com

Mr. Graham is a lazy, dyslexic, lice-ridden "cartoonist" who is blissfully free from the burden of having to work with a "real" publisher. This means that he is also blisslessly free of anything even remotely resembling a paycheck and is rapidly turning into the crazy old man who lives at the end of the block in that one house. You know the one — the place where the grass is taller than a large child and the trees cast dark shadows over the building? Yeah, that's where Mr. Graham lives. Stay away from there or he'll catch you and no one will ever see you again!

Heather McCabe
Copyeditor
the_third_ear@yahoo.com

Ms. McCabe works tirelessly at the Herculean task of cleaning up the language around here. If anyone could do it, it'd be our beloved copyeditor. (If anyone could resist these changes it would be the lazy, dyslexic, lice-ridden "cartoonist" who burdens this website with his presence.) Ms. McCabe is a darling ex-Catholic girl with a dark secret. At night she grows hair all over her body, develops a powerful prehensile tail and stalks the streets of our depraved city, leaping from building to building. Prepare for the vengance of Were-monkey Girl!

Aaron Harder
Man behind the curtain

Mr. Harder has never been seen by any living member of the public realm. It has been reported that he once suffered a frightening accident which nearly cost him his life. Performing a miraculous operation on himself, he had his entire body amputated and now remains as only a head in a jar that floats around his palatial estates using anti-gravity device of his own design. Some have said that Mr. Harder is, in truth, the vigilante hero/menace known as The Bloody Claw and is responsible for the recent deaths of area drug traffikers and resulting Mound Of Bodies found in the canal. Others have posited that he is, in fact, Lucien Bast, the international playboy and millionaire. No one can say for sure, but here on these websites we feel his influence in strange and mysterious ways.